Tuesday, April 21, 2009

kiss


Prof .of Economics   

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.  

 

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  Prof. Of Accountancy   Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.  

 

Prof. Of Algebra   

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.  

 

Prof. Of Geometry  

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.  

 

   Prof. Of Physics   

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.  

 

  Prof. Of Chemistry 

  Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.  

 

  Prof. Of Zoology 

  Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.  

 

 Prof. Of Physiology 

  Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.  

 

   Prof. Of Dentistry   

Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.  

 

   Prof. Of Philosophy  

Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.  

 

   Prof. Of English 

  Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.  

 

Prof. Of Architecture  

Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

 

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  Prof. Of Comp.Science   What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

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